Webmaster and Content Manager (McLean, VA)
Wear multiple hats and make amazing websites
Information Review And Release Expert (McLean, VA)
Putting the Freedom in Freedom of Information Act Requests
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Are you a user experience ninja with several years of experience making awesome web sites? Do you prefer to show us all of your great ideas instead of hearing about why we think this is such a great place to work? Great!
Now that we're on the same page, we want to tell you about us and hear about you.
You'll be leading a complete overhaul of our user interface and experience across all of our customer facing projects. You'll have a full team of fellow designers and developers at your disposal to help you achieve your vision.
We are already impressed with you creativity and your dedication making the best possible experience. We love that you care about user experience, but really we love being inspired by you and everything that you do. Especially the stuff you do in your free time. We want to learn more about it. Like to cook? Us too! Home brew? Let's share pint! In a band? When's your next gig - we'll be there.
We already know that you:
We're pretty sure your resume has four or more of the following:
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "User Experience Samurai (ID 35)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
We're looking for an expert-level information review and release expert support. You’ll be expected to perform extensive information review activities and provide recommendations to the in response to Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests, Congressional inquiries, 25-year declassification efforts, and all forms of public release.
We need someone with an active security clearance (TS/SCI with CI Polygraph or Fullscope/Lifestyle Polygraph) who can hit the ground running (or someone who’s had an active security clearance within the last 5 years). This is a full-time client position located in McLean, VA. Due to the sensitive nature of our work, this is a full time, on-site position – sorry, there’s no option for remote work or telecommuting.
You’ll use your expertise to help us do the following:
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Information Review And Release Expert (ID 36)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
Do you love numbers, accounting, and helping plan budgets? Do you want to more than just balance the books? Are you looking to gain more experience on a sophisticated accounting team that strives to provide excellent support to everyone that interacts with us? If so, we’ve got a job for you.
We need someone with an active security clearance (TS/SCI with CI Polygraph or Fullscope/Lifestyle Polygraph) who can hit the ground running (or someone who’s had an active security clearance within the last 5 years). This is a full-time client position located in McLean, VA. Due to the sensitive nature of our work, this is a full time, on-site position – sorry, there’s no option for remote work or telecommuting.
Your day-to-day activities will include:
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Plans & Budget Support for the Intelligence Community (ID 37)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
Are you a web designer who likes to wear multiple hats? We’re looking for a top-notch web master and content manager who will be responsible for maintaining existing websites as well as designing new and attractive sites that are easy to navigate.
We need someone who not only understands that latest in Web 2.0, but someone who can also ensure that all design work undertaken adheres to the customer, Federal, and Industry standards for branding, design, optimization, platform compatibility, and color schemes.
You’ll do more than just design sites. You’ll gather design and system requirements, test functionality, resolve anomalies, and research and implement new features for all supported internal and external websites. You’ll attend design review meetings on behalf of management and provide status reports to senior management. As you may have already guessed, graphics experience is required.
We need someone with an active security clearance (TS/SCI with CI Polygraph or Fullscope/Lifestyle Polygraph) who can hit the ground running (or someone who’s had an active security clearance within the last 5 years). This is a full-time client position located in McLean, VA. Due to the sensitive nature of our work, this is a full time, on-site position – sorry, there’s no option for remote work or telecommuting.
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Webmaster and Content Manager (ID 38)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
Are you an Oracle guru who’s fluent in SQL? Do you think the XKCD cartoon about Bobby “Drop tables” is hilarious? If so, we’ve got a job for you.
We’ve got a mountain of legacy data that needs your help to move forward. You’ll be expected to familiarize yourself with the database architecture, and the ideal candidate will see the forest through the trees and will help refine the database architecture so that the migration occurs cleanly.
The initial project will consist of migrating data from four Lotus Notes databases to a relational SQL 2005 database. Candidate should have an understanding of business rules and how to create these relationships so that a current customer can continue work on an open task after the migration from an old system to a new system and search and report on legacy data.
We need someone with an active security clearance (TS/SCI with CI Polygraph or Fullscope/Lifestyle Polygraph) who can hit the ground running (or someone who’s had an active security clearance within the last 5 years). This is a full-time client position located in McLean, VA. Due to the sensitive nature of our work, this is a full time, on-site position – sorry, there’s no option for remote work or telecommuting.
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Sr. SQL Oracle Developer (ID 39)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
Are you a Cisco & Security guru?
Tired of being stuck in a bat cave in one office?
You won't be stuck in a cubicle or windowless office - you'll be traveling around the DC Metro/Northern Virginia/MD Suburbs to client sites representing a truly fun, energized team with high integrity and phenomenal talents.
You'll bring the security and networking forces of behemoth companies to thriving small and mid-sized clients who deserve the same security protocols and operations.
There's plenty of autonomy and you'll be showing off your skills. But more important than the specific technology, you're happy if the client is happy! If you're someone who is stuck on doing it "your way" then this probably isn't the ideal match for you.
You'll be the primary interface with clients and you'll be the one to whom both clients and your company express their gratitude. And you'll be able to save on gas and your commute as you can go directly from home to your clients' sites without stopping in at the office. (This is a company that truly "gets it".)
We're seeking a senior guru, so grab networking utility belt and get ready to be in a high-performance fabulous new role for 2010 and beyond for the long-term. Consulting background helpful but not necessary.
Here's what you'll do:
You'll also need stellar communication skills and comfort presenting to and working with clients.
If you're looking for a long-term gig you can really enjoy day to day, and want to be part of a great team (not just earning a paycheck and dreaming for the workweek to end) and love your job, this role and company, this prized opportunity might just have your name on it.
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Sr. Network & Security Engineer (ID 40)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
Do you excel at the Senior Desktop Support Level and feel ready to delve further into server work? If so, this could be the next great career boost for you.
You'll be part of a niche team that’s bringing the security, networking and support forces of behemoth companies to thriving small and mid-sized clients who deserve the same security protocols and operational reinforcements.
There's plenty of autonomy and opportunity to enhance your skills and technical breadth. Most importantly, you’ll be making a difference to your clients, taking care of time sensitive, important needs.
Consulting or Professional Services background is very helpful and relevant, but not necessary. Here's what you'll do:
Qualified candidates ideally have a college degree, or two year college or university program certificate and two years' support experience in an enterprise or large computing environment; or equivalent combination of education and experience.
Industry standard certification Microsoft Certified Desktop Technician (MCDST) and/or CompTIA A+ is preferred. Thorough knowledge of PC hardware and associated subsystems, Microsoft Windows Desktop Operating Systems, and various troubleshooting tools and techniques is required. Basic knowledge of client-server computing, network architecture and system redundancy is strongly preferred.
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Sr. Help Desk/Desktop Support Guru (ID 41)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
Do you know workforce analytics like the back of your hand? Do you look at existing practices and instantly see how you can process improvement strategies to lead MSC/HR IT improvement efforts? If so, then we’ve got the job for you.
We need someone with an active security clearance (TS/SCI with CI Polygraph or Fullscope/Lifestyle Polygraph) who can hit the ground running (or someone who’s had an active security clearance within the last 5 years). This is a full-time client position located in McLean, VA. Due to the sensitive nature of our work, this is a full time, on-site position – sorry, there’s no option for remote work or telecommuting.
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Job Analysis & Classification Support (ID 42)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
Want to apply your algorithm and DSP expertise to the next generation of interactive multimedia? We’re looking for the best-of-the-best to help take our award wining products to the next level. We’ve got our fingers in a lot of cookie jars – from embedded platforms to a wide range of in-home entertainment devices including televisions, PCs, DVRs, media adapters, gaming devices, and more.
You’ll be responsible for finding new and amazing ways to advance the state of the art. You’ll work with an uber-talented team to define, prototype, and develop novel man/machine interface devices. To run with the big dogs, you'll need strong experience with digital signal processing (DSP), real-time resource-limited systems, probability and nonlinear methods.
While we are looking for an inventor, we also need you to have stellar communication skills. You're an incredibly talented, well-regarded engineer, not solely a research scientist; theory is important but your position here requires application and the ability to take a concept through production. The maximum cycle is two years and most often is quite a bit shorter as these phenomenal products get applied to consumer electronics and potentially other breakthrough areas. We’ll need you to help explain the ins-and-outs to potential and current OEM customers.
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Algorithm Design Engineer (ID 43)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
Hi! We’re glad you’re here. We really need your help.
We’re a burgeoning online news media organization based in the heart of Washington, DC and we’ve got a CTO position opening up in a couple of weeks.
Oh right, that’s why you’re reading this. Because you’re the person we’ve been looking for.
Let’s get down to it. We need you to jump in and help us with our strategy and planning to expand our company to the global level. You’ll work with our amazing CEO and other key players from our All Star Team to figure out how the heck we’re going to pull this off. Mind taking lead on figuring out the two-five year plan for our tech development? Awesome, I’m glad your engines are revved - we love that passion.
Oh, right, we should give you some more details about what you’ll be doing. You’ll be focusing on our development efforts as well as managing operations.
To apply, send an e-mail to with the subject line "Chief Technology Officer (ID 44)". Attach your resume and tell us why this is your dream job.
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